Thanks to SMS packages in Pakistan, I get a dozen or at times more jokes daily. I have shortlisted a few for sharing with my friends. Hope you enjoy them!
Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office.
“Boss” he says, “we are doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff.”
“We are short-handed, Smith” the boss replies. “I can’t give you the day off.”
“Thanks Boss” says Smith, “I knew I could count on you!”
While making the payment a woman searched her wallet. The cashier noticed a TV remote control in her purse “Do you always carry your TV remote?” cashier asked “No” she said “But my husband refused to come shopping with me so I figured this was the worst thing I could do to him”
How to know if u are Normal :D.
1. U have a facebook account
2. U have a cell phone
3. U watch MTV
4. U r fully aware of adult stuff
6. U register to unlimited text
7. U sleep late
9. U were so busy u forgot to read #5
10. U actually read again to see if there is #5(don’t worry coz there is no # 8 as well )
11. Now u are smiling. Then u realize, u r abnormal;-)
Reality of our country…
Most of the 1st class passed students get technical seats; some become doctors & some engineers.
Some of the 2nd class passed students join armed forces and other pass MBA & become administrator & control the 1st class.
The 3rd class passed students enter into politics & become ministers & control both.
Last but not least: The failure join “underworld” & control all of the above… 🙂
Did you like my collection of jokes? Would appreciate feedback from you. More to come soon, please keep visiting 🙂
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just read your blog on some pakistani website. nice work
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